Ian you say such beautiful things, its starting to make me verklempt! So beautiful, its like barbara barbara streisand! Uh, barbara, barbara, so beautiful! Excuse me, it just makes me very emtional.

Well... I was d/c'ed from Wow. And when I try to log in, it can't find Draenor and trys to put me on a different server. So! We will randomly pull something out of our many text files: (The royal we, man.)

Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

Everyone knows custard died at little bighorn, what this book presurposes is....what if he didnt?

Wildcat was written in a sort of obsolete vernacular...

If you have 3 ppl in a village how do you determine the village idiot ?